I'm quite used to being humiliated. I can even go and stick my head in a bucket of water if you like. Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water? I've got one ready.

This isn't the lens you're looking for...

Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they send me down here to tell you that they can't find the lens you're looking for.

You should probably go here and try again.

I know. It's thoroughly wretched, isn't it?