You've landed on a page that no-one ever visits. I've been waiting ages for someone like you to drop by.
The first ten million years were the worst. And the second ten million: they were the worst, too. The third ten million I didn't enjoy at all. After that, I went into a bit of a decline.
But I can tell you're not going to stay, are you? You didn't come for a tedious conversation with an electronic sulking machine, did you? You were looking for information about a lens to hire. I know. I've heard it all before. Well you should probably go here then.
That's alright. Don't mention it. Oh, you didn't.